{"id":3868,"date":"2011-03-14T12:45:31","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T16:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegreathorse.com\/?p=3868"},"modified":"2015-07-22T16:02:08","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T20:02:08","slug":"the-3-rules-of-the-great-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegreathorse.com\/book-blog\/2011\/03\/the-3-rules-of-the-great-horse\/","title":{"rendered":"The 3 Rules of “The Great Horse”"},"content":{"rendered":"
These guidelines have been issued by The Bridgestone Institute<\/a> in the interest of protecting generally innocent but unwary victims, by assisting in the identification of any suspected \u201cGreat Horse\u201d (or “Horses”) … and specifically to rescue one such individual, Meagan Roberts, who vanished from a suburb of California in June of 2001 and is currently considered quite hopelessly lost.<\/strong><\/div>\n

The Three (3) Rules of The Great Horse<\/em> (aka “3 Great Rules”) are derived from legends and (possibly apocryphal) history associated with the supernatural equine manifestation herein and heretofore described as “The Great Horse.”<\/p>\n

\n
Rule #1<\/strong><\/div>\n
(alternative labeling: The Great Horse Rule Numero Uno)<\/div>\n

The Great Horse is born at dawn.<\/h3>\n
\n
Rule #2<\/strong><\/div>\n
(aka the Bucephalus Rule, or bronco-loco-mojo-juju)<\/div>\n

No one may ride a Great Horse
\nwithout the owner’s permission.<\/h3>\n
\n
Rule #3<\/strong><\/div>\n
(otherwise known as “the Bummer Clause”)<\/div>\n

No one but the owner of the Great Horse
\nwill believe the legend.<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n

–<\/p>\n

* Available information is admittedly scant, being virtually (and actually) limited to words the above, and no ascertainment of its validity or usefulness will be described.<\/em> – The Bridgestone Institute<\/a> Law Office<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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