These guidelines have been issued by The Bridgestone Institute in the interest of protecting generally innocent but unwary victims, by assisting in the identification of any suspected “Great Horse” (or “Horses”) … and specifically to rescue one such individual, Meagan Roberts, who vanished from a suburb of California in June of 2001 and is currently considered quite hopelessly lost.
The Three (3) Rules of The Great Horse (aka “3 Great Rules”) are derived from legends and (possibly apocryphal) history associated with the supernatural equine manifestation herein and heretofore described as “The Great Horse.”
Rule #1
(alternative labeling: The Great Horse Rule Numero Uno)
The Great Horse is born at dawn.
Rule #2
(aka the Bucephalus Rule, or bronco-loco-mojo-juju)
No one may ride a Great Horse
without the owner’s permission.
Rule #3
(otherwise known as “the Bummer Clause”)
No one but the owner of the Great Horse
will believe the legend.
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* Available information is admittedly scant, being virtually (and actually) limited to words the above, and no ascertainment of its validity or usefulness will be described. – The Bridgestone Institute Law Office